True story of a Cuban postman working in Paris for 4 years. He is used to delivering packages of all sizes. That day, he went to a client in a suburb. He had to deliver a registered package to Mr. LOVER. He entered the apartment and while the client was signing, the package opened and a huge dildo fell out. The postman was embarrassed and looked at his client with a smile. "Oops, sorry! Well, now that it's out, we might as well use it!"